pu-mpkin:

why don’t police use akinator to solve crimes that fucker knows everyone

bow down bitches, evidently not everyone

lukecastiellan:

Things I don’t understand:

  • how my age is relevant to the fact that what you said was wrong 

moderatelyattractive:

people who squirt ketchup all over their fries instead of dipping them are not people you need in your life

lapfoxs:

lapfoxs:

you claim tumblr has taught you a lot of things but i mean half of you still dont understand how to merely scroll past something you dont like instead of sending someone death threats so

you dont know how many death threats i got for this post

allkillernofiller:

Wow my selfie got 3 notes thank you 12,370 followers